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My self-defence is your responsibility(#957), posted by Ep Inxheneu Crovâ, [IP Hidden], January 18, 2008 - 10:45. Viewed 268 times.
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Citizen #34:
Dermot		Not content with pissing all over the constitution of our Great province, I have now decided to consolidate my personal power with the creation of a ruthless militia loyal to me personally. Sort of like the Ton Ton Macoute, but without the Voodoo*.

I therefore command you all to take your places in the ranks of the Flying Monkeys. My defence is your concern. The federales are circling. Already the Anglatzara Fifth Column has threatened vicious vengeance against my courageous bid for power.

All able bodied citizens are commandesumoned afor service as human shields, and possibly for some light housekeeping. Stay alert. If anybody offers to sell you IKEA garden furniture, or invites you eat some Baltic herring, click on them furiously with your trusty Mouse of Truth**.

You may say that I'm a dreamer. I'd advise against it, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.









*If you don't count my Ben Madison Voodoo Doll, soon available from Cafe Press in attractive white, white or white. Well, he is the King of honky motherf**kers.
**not provided


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I have never had a King. Not planning on acquiring a God either.

AUX CLAVIERS, CITOYENS!
Vive le Cezembre Libre!
My self-defence is your responsibilityEp Inxheneu CrovâJanuary 18, 2008 - 10:45
President AnglatzarâJanuary 18, 2008 - 11:23
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  • My self-defence is your responsibility
    		• Ep Inxheneu CrovâJanuary 18, 2008 - 10:45
    RE: My self-defence is your responsibility(#958), posted by President Anglatzarâ, [IP Hidden], January 18, 2008 - 11:23. Viewed 260 times.
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    Citizen #34:
    Dermot    		The man is clearly mad. I shall have to gather my cohorts and issue a considered reply before I make my move.
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    Ep Inxheneu CrovâJanuary 18, 2008 - 11:31
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    President AnglatzarâJanuary 18, 2008 - 11:23
    Brilliant, Scandanvian-style consensus!(#959), posted by Ep Inxheneu Crovâ, [IP Hidden], January 18, 2008 - 11:31. Viewed 276 times.
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    Citizen #34:
    Dermot    		Thats should give me, oh, at least three years ;-)
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    I have never had a King. Not planning on acquiring a God either.

    AUX CLAVIERS, CITOYENS!
    Vive le Cezembre Libre!
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