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Offer of Aid from Maricopa...(#964), posted by Txec Danihél dal Már., [IP Hidden], January 18, 2008 - 18:14. Viewed 308 times.
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Txec Danihél dal Már.
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Dear Dictator Crova:

If you need any help the valiant forces of the Maricopan Home Guard, or whatever the hell I named them months ago, stand ready to fend off Anglatzara's evil army of sweedish chefs. We shall fend them off with their own spatuals!

I bet we can even get the upstart Fluorscope to send in a detachment of rabid gophers hopped up on fine Wisconsin cheddar. That will make short work of this affair, especially if we release them into the shorts of the invaders.

POWER TO THE PROVINCES!

/s/ THE GUBNER










Txec dal Már


Gubner of the greatest province in all of Talossa... MARICOPA... the largest and the best! Face it... the other ones are just silly.
Offer of Aid from Maricopa...Txec Danihél dal Már.January 18, 2008 - 18:14
Ep Inxheneu CrovâJanuary 19, 2008 - 06:33

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  • Txec Danihél dal Már.January 18, 2008 - 18:14
    To my junior colleague from Maricopa(#969), posted by Ep Inxheneu Crovâ, [IP Hidden], January 19, 2008 - 06:33. Viewed 294 times.
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    Ep Inxheneu Crovâ
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    Much as we'd appreciate the help of Maricopan Death Commandos in our fight against the Overmighty Federal Government Who Want Us All to Marry Horses and Convert To Islam, we're not looking forward to cleaning up the mess afterwards.

    Honestly, were your guys trained-to-kill-a-man-in-33-different-ways in a pigsty?

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    Txec Danihél dal Már.January 19, 2008 - 13:43

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    Ep Inxheneu CrovâJanuary 19, 2008 - 06:33
    RE: To my junior colleague from Maricopa(#971), posted by Txec Danihél dal Már., [IP Hidden], January 19, 2008 - 13:43. Viewed 289 times.
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    Txec Danihél dal Már.
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    > Honestly, were your guys trained-to-kill-a-man-in-33-different-ways in a pigsty?
    >
    > D

    Actually we have 34 ways. We have a secret way involving ceiling fans and bunjee cords which is not very pretty at all.


    Oh and 'JUNIOR COLLEAGUE.' You guys are always so cute when you think you can compete with the power that is Maricopa.


    Anyhoo... we still stand ready to help you thwart the evil federalee tyranosaur... at least until he calls out the bikini team....



    THE GUBNER


    Txec dal Már


    Gubner of the greatest province in all of Talossa... MARICOPA... the largest and the best! Face it... the other ones are just silly.
    President AnglatzarâJanuary 19, 2008 - 05:15

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    RE: Offer of Aid from Maricopa...(#967), posted by President Anglatzarâ, [IP Hidden], January 19, 2008 - 05:15. Viewed 268 times.
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    Dal Mar, we know where you live as well. I can issue an Execution Order you know, as part of my Presidential Superpowers. So I'd rethink my insurrectionist plans if I were you.

    CROVÂ! Hand over your guns before more blood is shed!
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    Txec Danihél dal Már.January 19, 2008 - 13:44

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    President AnglatzarâJanuary 19, 2008 - 05:15
    RE: Offer of Aid from Maricopa...(#972), posted by Txec Danihél dal Már., [IP Hidden], January 19, 2008 - 13:44. Viewed 285 times.
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    Txec Danihél dal Már.
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    > Dal Mar, we know where you live as well. I can issue an Execution Order you know, as part of my Presidential Superpowers. So I'd rethink my insurrectionist plans if I were you.
    >

    Bring it on BAYBEE! I have Miestra. TOP THAT!





    Txec dal Már


    Gubner of the greatest province in all of Talossa... MARICOPA... the largest and the best! Face it... the other ones are just silly.
    la garçâ malpadertJanuary 19, 2008 - 16:15

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    Txec Danihél dal Már.January 19, 2008 - 13:44
    RE: Offer of Aid from Maricopa...(#975), posted by la garçâ malpadert, [IP Hidden], January 19, 2008 - 16:15. Viewed 303 times.
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    > > Dal Mar, we know where you live as well. I can issue an Execution Order you know, as part of my Presidential Superpowers. So I'd rethink my insurrectionist plans if I were you.
    > >
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    > Bring it on BAYBEE! I have Miestra. TOP THAT!

    zzzzz.... huh? What? Someone started a revolution and didn't wake me?!?

    Seriously, I have no side in a federal/provincial conflict. I'm happy to sell my Lepage L-44 Invective Gun, which can glue an entire battle formation together through the mere power of sarcasm, to the highest bidder.



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    D. N. VercáriâJanuary 19, 2008 - 17:50

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    la garçâ malpadertJanuary 19, 2008 - 16:15
    Mari--- what?(#976), posted by D. N. Vercáriâ, [IP Hidden], January 19, 2008 - 17:50. Viewed 273 times.
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    > > > Dal Mar, we know where you live as well. I can issue an Execution Order you know, as part of my Presidential Superpowers. So I'd rethink my insurrectionist plans if I were you.
    > > >
    > >
    > > Bring it on BAYBEE! I have Miestra. TOP THAT!
    >
    > zzzzz.... huh? What? Someone started a revolution and didn't wake me?!?
    >
    > Seriously, I have no side in a federal/provincial conflict. I'm happy to sell my Lepage L-44 Invective Gun, which can glue an entire battle formation together through the mere power of sarcasm, to the highest bidder.

    Can't compete to my Lazing Gun which will zap entire micronations into neigh-inactiviy. But damn, I shot my own foot again... snore...

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    Davïu RôibeardétJanuary 18, 2008 - 22:26

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    RE: Offer of Aid from Maricopa...(#965), posted by Davïu Rôibeardét, [IP Hidden], January 18, 2008 - 22:26. Viewed 283 times.
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    We've been over this before, dal Már. It's Florenican not Fluorscope :D

    How the hell have you been, I haven't heard your words of admiration in awhile XD
    Txec Danihél dal Már.January 19, 2008 - 13:47

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    RE: Offer of Aid from Maricopa...(#973), posted by Txec Danihél dal Már., [IP Hidden], January 19, 2008 - 13:47. Viewed 302 times.
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    Txec Danihél dal Már.
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    > We've been over this before, dal Már. It's Florenican not Fluorscope :D
    >
    > How the hell have you been, I haven't heard your words of admiration in awhile XD


    You're right. I forgot the -ian. I forgot you like being called a Fluoroscopian. ;-)

    I'm doing all right. You know life gets in the way of fun sometimes.

    Txec dal Már


    Gubner of the greatest province in all of Talossa... MARICOPA... the largest and the best! Face it... the other ones are just silly.
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