President Anglatzarâ
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(last post: March 14, 2008 - 07:21)
Citizen #23:
Ián Anglatzarâ | Yes, citizens, it's true. Despite some losses of manpower in connexion with marching past the Carlsberg breweries, the brave boys and girls dedicated to keeping the Republic in the firm hands of its democratically elected leader, the Dear Leader President Anglatzarâ, have braved storms, hail, rain and sleet and are now about to leave the capital of Denmark, and can report of nothing rotten yet to be found there.
Reports have reached us here of the Mad Dictator Crovâ having terminated his family, "so as to be able to concentrate on the fight," but despite of photographic evidence (see below) we still hope these rumours are untrue.
The Mad Dictator meeting the press
Trust us, when we reach Germany tomorrow we will soon be at the demesne of Crovâ and the nightmare will be over.
CROVÂ! Put away that gun and give yourself up! Stop the meaningless spilling of Cézembrean blood!
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Servéu |
